Slice of Me

viciousblueyes:

Holy shit you guys, Attack on Titan is CRAZY GOOD.

are you discovering this now?!

• Ricky: Knock knock.
• Mr. Lahey: Who's there, Rick?
• Ricky: Somebody.
• Mr. Lahey: Somebody who?
• Ricky: Somebody whose ex-wife owns the trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor; you got fired from the police force 'cause you fucked up bigtime, but we're not gonna' talk about that, are we? And now, you're gonna' get fired from this job 'cause you're nothin' but a drunk fuckin' idiot who can't even run the trailer park! You're drunk right now, I can smell the fuckin'liquor on ya' from here. Go away for 18 months to jail and everything goes to fuckin' shit, doesn't it, Lahey? Let your little buddy with the no fuckin' shirt move in with my girlfriend and ruin my whole fuckin' life; now there's fuckin' shit everywhere in this fuckin' trailer park! Ya' fuckin' idiot.

acidgirlfriend:

*hank hill voice* shinji get in the dang robot i swear somethin aint right with that boy

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT

Right and you coulda given it to Kira instead of trading it in to GameStop for $20…so suck it, mosquito bites.

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE EXISTED WHEN I HAD THE THING…plus 20 dollars…bitch please, i traded that thing on a get 50%more weekend and got my money back

You wouldn’t need CL if you never sold yours…..

I am looking into getting one for Kira….so suck it bitch tits.

• Me: I am looking at 3DS' on craigslist right now.
• Kira: Lol Craigslist. Shady as shit
• Kira: 3DS probably means 3 dicks in your face on Craiglist

I want to thank those who wished me a happy birthday…on my birthday…over tumblr …I appreciate it :)